Sparkle's Unlimited Edition Collectible Figure

A souvenir that {NICKNAME} sells on {TEXTJOIN#87}... Wait, no, you remember you bought a raccoon plushie! It was supposed to be the cute and mischievous figure of a little raccoon, so how'd it become a figure for this girl? How self-absorbed can one person be?

""Come on, Gray Hair. Why so serious? You gotta have fun! This toy can go a long way if you just kick it. Come have a try!""
""AGGHHGHGHHGHH! My toes!""